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Goals (Rémy’s) and Excuses (Mine)
By: Martha |Where is the blogging?!
Sorry for the lack of posts, folks, I’ve been corralled into doing my civic duty on a jury, an obligation which we’ve been told could last at least through the end of next week. So, since they cruelly expect me to pay attention in court rather than fiddling with my laptop, my [...]
Le Mans: Le Preview (More or Less)
By: Martha |You like, ladies? You should see me with my armband.
Gardiens: Letizi, Ospina
Défenseurs: Cid, Diakité, Gace, Hognon, Jeunechamp, Kanté
Milieux: Coulibaly, Echouafni, Faé, Hellebuyck
Attaquants: Bamogo, Ben Saada, Modeste, Mouloungui, Ozokwo, Rémy
Absents: Apam, Traoré (blessés), Rool (suspendu), Asamoah, Barul, Moreau, Moussilou (choix de l’entraîneur)
Ok, I have a question. Cyril #1 gets a one-game suspension for the red [...]
A Virtual Purge
By: Martha |Look at that face — it’s positively awash with guilt.
I thought I was over the Lyon match, but I just watched the Inside documentary at ogcnice.tv and am once again deeply depressed, albeit what I suspect is a very girly way — the rage is gone, and now I’m just really, really sad for all [...]
That Sucked, and This Won’t Help
By: Martha |I’m traveling and working and won’t be able to get a report up until Tuesday (which is probably just as well, since if I wrote it now, you’d get a long piece comparing Italian and French referees, mixed with a lot of mooning over Cyril #1 and being sent off on principle), but until then [...]
Lyon: What Passes for a Preview
By: Martha |Don’t make me call your mother, punk.
Gardiens: Letizi, Ospina
Défenseurs: Cid, Diakité, Gace, Hognon, Kanté, Rool
Milieux: Coulibaly, Echouafni, Faé, Hellebuyck
Attaquants: Bamogo, Ben Saada, Modeste, Mouloungui, Rémy
Absents: Apam, Moreau, Traoré (blessés), Jeunechamp (suspendu), Asamoah, Barul, Moussilou, Ozokwo (choix de l’entraîneur)
Read ‘em and weep, kids: No Apam. Yikes. I realize the team were without him for the [...]
Is it Saturday Yet?
By: Martha |Cyril #1 and his arms: Both happy to be back.
Apologies for the lack of posts, but there’s nothing freaking going on, apart from the official site failing to keep up with the schedule they made for ogcnice.tv. The one change there is that we can now pay €50 for access to the site for the [...]
Remygol v Malta
By: Martha |The baby Bleus made easy work of Malta yesterday, demolishing them 5-0 to stay in contention for a spot in the playoff for a place in the U-21 finals. The first goal was scored after just five minutes by none other than Loïc Rémy, who happened to be in the right place at the right [...]
Heading Out Old Qatar Way
By: Martha |As promised, Joseph-Desire Job is headed to Qatar: He’s been sold to Al Kharaitiyat, a club whose official website has been suspended, apparently for failure to pay hosting costs. I hope that’s not a sign of how good they are about paying salaries. Even more strangely, the team doesn’t appear in FIFA’s table of the [...]
Quick News Roundup (There’s Nothing Going On)
By: Martha |“Forget that medal, we give you flowers!”
If your club’s not buying or selling a superstar or sending players to Big Name European National Teams, international breaks are almost entirely bereft of items of interest. The Nice players not on international duty are busy training (there’s a very boring video proving this at the official site), [...]
Nice 2-0 Valenciennes
By: Martha |Nice 2-0 Valenciennes
Buts: Bamogo (52è), Rémy (85è) pour Nice
Expulsion: Tiéné (31è) à Valenciennes
Nice: Letizi - Diakité, Apam, Kanté (Cid, 84è), Jeunechamp - Echouafni (c), Faé, Hellebuyck - Traoré (Ben Saada, 26è), Rémy, Bamogo (Modeste, 76è)
Valenciennes: Penneteau - Ducourtioux, Bisevac, Rafael (c), Tiéné - Saez, Sanchez, Mater (M. Traoré, 46è), Danic (Bangoura, 60è) - Audel, Pujol [...]






