

Loïc Rémy
Quick News Roundup
By: Martha |Spellcaster!Anto: “… And when you wake up, you will think I have a full head of hair!”
•Squad list for Arras:
Gardiens: Letizi, Moreau
Défenseurs: Apam, Cid, Gace, Hognon, Jeunechamp, Rool
Milieux: Echouafni, Faé, Hellebuyck, Traoré
Attaquants: Bamogo, Ben Saada, Modeste, Mouloungui, Ozokwo, Quansah
Rémy, Kante, and Coulibaly all have injury problems and Adu is suspended (?!), but the rest of [...]
ASSE 0-1 Nice + Some Editorializing
By: Martha |
Who does he think he is, Gerd Müller?
ASSE 0-1 Nice
But: Echouafni (20è) pour Nice
St Etienne: Janot - Andreu, Benalouane, Varrault, Sauget - Machado, Hautcoeur, Dernis (Payet, 73è) - Ilan (c), Gomis (Gigliotti, 82è), Mirallas (Matsui, 64è)
Nice: Letizi - Diakité, Apam, Kanté, Rool - Echouafni (c), Coulibaly (Jeunechamp, 73è), Faé, Hellebuyck - Bamogo (Modeste, 58è), Mouloungui [...]
ASSE: Sorta a Preview
By: Martha |My squad is how big? No shit!
For the first time since Frédéric Antonetti was a svelt 20-year-old, he’s got a full squad to choose from: No suspension, no injuries, no personal crises, no nothing. Everyone is fit and ready to go — what luxury!
Gardiens: Letizi, Ospina
Défenseurs: Apam, Cid, Diakité, Hognon, Kanté, Rool
Milieux: Coulibaly, Echouafni, Faé, [...]
Yes, We Have No Ba-Rémys
By: Martha |Despite his admirable, 21-year-old’s confidence (which is about 15 years more developed than it was in the picture on the left), Rémy in fact did not recover in time to make the squad for tomorrow’s match. Bugger. There rest of the list is entirely as expected:
Gardiens: Letizi, Ospina
Défenseurs: Apam, Cid, Diakité, Hognon, Kanté, Rool
Milieux: Coulibaly, [...]
A Pair of Reports, One More Thorough Than the Other
By: Martha |The number of times this man yelled “HABIB!” against Lorient: 419.
Report the First
Alright, so, the Lorient game. Ugh. Fantastic to play like that and get three points, but still — ugh. The goal was a stroke of luck, a failed clearance that ended up at Chouf’s feet with the keeper down, and which he rolled [...]
Newsie Odds n Ends
By: Martha |[Football. So full of hidden laughs. Or: Old people FTW.]
First, the team for tomorrow:
Gardiens: Letizi, Ospina
Défenseurs: Apam, Cid, Diakité, Gace, Hognon, Jeunechamp, Kanté, Rool
Milieux: Echouafni, Faé, Hellebuyck
Attaquants: Bamogo, Ben Saada, Modeste, Mouloungui, Quansah
Absents: Coulibaly, Traoré, Rémy (blessés), Adu, Barul, Moreau, Moussilou, Ozokwo (choix de l’entraîneur)
Regarding the bad guys, they’re low in the table but have [...]
Injury Update + The Best Picture of the Season
By: Martha |I admit it, I’m making a post almost entirely to share this picture (Click, and the grinning gets even bigger!) — imagine being a young, nervous kid trying to survive at Monaco with the two of them around. I bet some of the young players from that team still have nightmares about the mocking, harassment, [...]
Stuff That’s Happened
By: Martha |[Trying to cast a 'Turn Cyril #2 Into Another Cyril #1' spell.]
Sorry for the lull here, folks, when I can’t watch matches live (almost never), it’s really hard for me to get them watched and all caught up, so instead I do nothing. Useful, I know.
So, I think it’s safe to say the post-Lyon doldrums [...]
Midweek, Pre-Derby News
By: Martha |[Quansah jubilating, as Getty would say.]
•Ben Saada played 10 minutes of Tunisia’s 1-3 friendly loss to France yesterday. Friendly or not, it was a big match for him personally, since he’s French-born and won a U-17 title in a France shirt before choosing Tunisia as his senior side. (Based on his grinny, pre-match interview, though, [...]
Too Far Behind to Get Caught Up
By: Martha |[Team picture, finally out! Click for gigantor size, and to see Cyril #1 looking like a gremlin.]
Please forgive me, but I’m so utterly out of the loop that I’m not even going to try to catch up on all the things I’ve missed over the past two weeks. I know that, after a great start, [...]






