Loïc Rémy


January 2nd, 2009

Quick News Roundup

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Spellcaster!Anto: “… And when you wake up, you will think I have a full head of hair!”
•Squad list for Arras:
Gardiens: Letizi, Moreau
Défenseurs: Apam, Cid, Gace, Hognon, Jeunechamp, Rool
Milieux: Echouafni, Faé, Hellebuyck, Traoré
Attaquants: Bamogo, Ben Saada, Modeste, Mouloungui, Ozokwo, Quansah
Rémy, Kante, and Coulibaly all have injury problems and Adu is suspended (?!), but the rest of [...]



November 24th, 2008

ASSE 0-1 Nice + Some Editorializing

By: Martha | Comments 4 Comments

Who does he think he is, Gerd Müller?
ASSE 0-1 Nice
But: Echouafni (20è) pour Nice
St Etienne: Janot - Andreu, Benalouane, Varrault, Sauget - Machado, Hautcoeur, Dernis (Payet, 73è) - Ilan (c), Gomis (Gigliotti, 82è), Mirallas (Matsui, 64è)
Nice: Letizi - Diakité, Apam, Kanté, Rool - Echouafni (c), Coulibaly (Jeunechamp, 73è), Faé, Hellebuyck - Bamogo (Modeste, 58è), Mouloungui [...]

November 21st, 2008

ASSE: Sorta a Preview

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My squad is how big? No shit!
For the first time since Frédéric Antonetti was a svelt 20-year-old, he’s got a full squad to choose from: No suspension, no injuries, no personal crises, no nothing. Everyone is fit and ready to go — what luxury!
Gardiens: Letizi, Ospina
Défenseurs: Apam, Cid, Diakité, Hognon, Kanté, Rool
Milieux: Coulibaly, Echouafni, Faé, [...]

November 15th, 2008

Yes, We Have No Ba-Rémys

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Despite his admirable, 21-year-old’s confidence (which is about 15 years more developed than it was in the picture on the left), Rémy in fact did not recover in time to make the squad for tomorrow’s match. Bugger. There rest of the list is entirely as expected:
Gardiens: Letizi, Ospina
Défenseurs: Apam, Cid, Diakité, Hognon, Kanté, Rool
Milieux: Coulibaly, [...]

November 12th, 2008

A Pair of Reports, One More Thorough Than the Other

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The number of times this man yelled “HABIB!” against Lorient: 419.
Report the First
Alright, so, the Lorient game. Ugh. Fantastic to play like that and get three points, but still — ugh. The goal was a stroke of luck, a failed clearance that ended up at Chouf’s feet with the keeper down, and which he rolled [...]



November 7th, 2008

Newsie Odds n Ends

By: Martha | Comments 2 Comments

[Football. So full of hidden laughs. Or: Old people FTW.]
First, the team for tomorrow:
Gardiens: Letizi, Ospina
Défenseurs: Apam, Cid, Diakité, Gace, Hognon, Jeunechamp, Kanté, Rool
Milieux: Echouafni, Faé, Hellebuyck
Attaquants: Bamogo, Ben Saada, Modeste, Mouloungui, Quansah
Absents: Coulibaly, Traoré, Rémy (blessés), Adu, Barul, Moreau, Moussilou, Ozokwo (choix de l’entraîneur)
Regarding the bad guys, they’re low in the table but have [...]

November 4th, 2008

Injury Update + The Best Picture of the Season

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I admit it, I’m making a post almost entirely to share this picture (Click, and the grinning gets even bigger!) — imagine being a young, nervous kid trying to survive at Monaco with the two of them around. I bet some of the young players from that team still have nightmares about the mocking, harassment, [...]

November 3rd, 2008

Stuff That’s Happened

By: Martha | Comments 5 Comments

[Trying to cast a 'Turn Cyril #2 Into Another Cyril #1' spell.]
Sorry for the lull here, folks, when I can’t watch matches live (almost never), it’s really hard for me to get them watched and all caught up, so instead I do nothing. Useful, I know.
So, I think it’s safe to say the post-Lyon doldrums [...]

October 15th, 2008

Midweek, Pre-Derby News

By: Martha | Comments 2 Comments

[Quansah jubilating, as Getty would say.]
•Ben Saada played 10 minutes of Tunisia’s 1-3 friendly loss to France yesterday. Friendly or not, it was a big match for him personally, since he’s French-born and won a U-17 title in a France shirt before choosing Tunisia as his senior side. (Based on his grinny, pre-match interview, though, [...]

October 7th, 2008

Too Far Behind to Get Caught Up

By: Martha | Comments 5 Comments

[Team picture, finally out! Click for gigantor size, and to see Cyril #1 looking like a gremlin.]
Please forgive me, but I’m so utterly out of the loop that I’m not even going to try to catch up on all the things I’ve missed over the past two weeks. I know that, after a great start, [...]






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